Wednesday, May 16, 2007

New Onion Article Proposals

For those of you who read the Onion, here are some articles I'd like to see:

Tony Blair Visits U.S. to Stick Face Up Bush's Ass One Last Time
Final ass lick is "for old time's sake," outgoing prime minister says

Jerry Falwell Finds Self in Hell, Blames Gays and Lesbians
"And why aren't there more of them down here, anyway?" smoldering preacher asks

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have been enjoying your blog this week. thanks

Sven Golly said...

See ya real soon, Jerry.

In Jesus' name,

Pat Robertson

Anonymous said...

isn't it great that people like jerry falwell eventually die? i get so much joy from it. its just that they don't die before they cause all that harm. that's the part that makes me sad.

but overall, good news.

Anonymous said...

Heather,
I have recently become a loyal reader and have been deprived the last few days. Where are the musings. What you did not think Medina was scenic? :)

flipper said...

Last anonymous--Thank you for reading, but what are you talking about? I've been blogging A LOT recently! You people are so demanding.

But seriously, thanks for reading. I do draw inspiration from that, even if I don't know who you are.